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It’s 2017 can we please stop pretending Mario creepypastas will ever be scary
mario came out of my wiiu and called me a bitch
It’s the Waluigi origin story we have always wondered about. Finally the truth comes out. (@danryckert)
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phroyd
I love you, everything burrito.
Adventure Time Season Three premiered on July 11, 2011, with Ako and Tom’s “Conquest of Cuteness.”
Fansculpt by AliatheGhoul.
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sansan9
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pollyanna.co
Me + Coffee (at Sip Coffee & Beer House)
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theweegeemeister
you approach Donkey Kong, who is sitting atop his banana horde, and ask him politely for a single banana
he scratches his hairy chin, and shakes his head “no.” he smiles, as if to say “thank you for asking instead of trying to steal from me.”
you turn around and leave the cave in which his horde is stashed. as you walk out, donkey kong calls out to you. you turn around and he smashes a barrel over your head, killing you instantly.
good ending.
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binbou-hime
